frank zappa
ike willis
ray white rhythm guitar vocals
bob harris
steve vai guitar
tommy mars
arthur barrow
ed mann
david ocker
motorhead sherwood
denny walley slide guitar vocals
david logeman
craig steward
jimmy carl black
ahmet zappa
moon zappa
whoever we are
wherever were from
we shoulda noticed by now
our behavior is dumb
and if our chances
expect to improve
its gonna take a lot more
than tryin to remove
the other race
or the other whatever
from the face
of the planet altogether
they call it the earth
which is a dumb kinda name
but they named it right
cause we behave the same
we are dumb all over
dumb all over
yes we are
dumb all over
near n far
dumb all over
black n white
people we is not wrapped tight
nurds on the left
nurds on the right
religous fanatics
on the air every night
sayin the bible
tells the story
makes the details
sound real gory
bout what to do
if the geeks over there
dont believe in the book
we got over here
you cant run a race
without no feet
n pretty soon
there wont be no street
for dummies to jog on
or doggies to dog on
religous fanatics
can make it be all gone
you cant run a country
by a book of religion
not by a heap
or a lump or a smidgeon
of foolish rules
of ancient date
designed to make
you all feel great
while you fold spindle
and mutilate
those unbelievers
from a neighboring state
to arms to arms
hooray thats great
two legs aint bad
unless theres a crate
they ship the parts
to mama in
for souvenirs two ears
not his not hers
the good book says
but their book says
quotrevenge the crusades
with whips n chains
n hand grenadesquot
two arms two arms
have another and another
our god says
quotthere aint no otherquot
our god says
quotits all okayquot
our god says
quotthis is the wayquot
it says in the book
quotburn n destroy
n repent n redeem
n revenge n deploy
n rumble thee forth
to the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
cause they dont go for whats in the book
n that makes em bad
so verily we must choppeth them up
and stompeth them down
or rent a nice french bomb
to poof them out of existance
while leaving their real estate just where we need it
to use again
for temples in which to praise our god
and when his humble tv servant
with humble white hair
and humble glasses
and a nice brown suit
and maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
tells us our god says
its okay to do this stuff
then we gotta do it
cause if we dont do it
we aint gwine up to hebbin
aint that right
thats what they say
every night
every day
hey we cant really be dumb
if were just following gods orders
hey lets get serious
god knows what hes doin
he wrote this book here
an the book says
he made us all to be just like himquot
so
if were dumb
then god is dumb