frank zappa
ike willis
ray white guitar vocals
bobby martin
alan zavod keyboards
scott thunes
chad wackerman
steve vai
tommy mars
ed mann
theres a ship arriving too late
to save a drowning witch
she was swimmin along
tryin to keep a date
with a merchant marine
who told her he was really rich
but it doesnt matter no more
shes on the ocean floor
n the waters all green down there
n its not very clean down there
n water snakes
n rusty wrecks
is all that she can see
as the light goes dim
and shes tryin to swim
will she make it
not even a witch oughta be caught
on the bottom of americas spew-infested
ho-ho-ho hey-hey
she could get radiation all over her
she could mutate insanely
she could mutate insanely
then you know
she could go on the freeway and grow up to be 15 feet tall
and very very scary-lookin
and then
cars could crash all over the place
as a result of people with hawaiian shirts on
lookin up to hear her go quotha ha haquot
sardines in her eyebrows
lobsters up n down her pudenda
all of them horribly large from graduation
and smelling very bad
and dangerous
maybe a submarine could save her
thats right yes thats true
and bring her back just like a mud-shark
tell em what they win bob
well therefore ladies
a full weeks supply of gartenions onion rings
broncos new bondage-in-a-bottle
it wont crack it wont stake it wont beat it wont budge
it wont bite the old fate
and of course a brand new absolutely brand new
new new and of course but also a new car