frank zappa
steve vai
ray white
tommy mars
chuck wild
arthur barrow
scott thunes
jay anderson
ed mann
chad wackerman
ike willis
terry bozzio
dale bozzio
napoleon murphy brock
bob harris
johnny quotguitarquot watson
harry
jesus that was terrific ive never experienced anything quite
like that in a theater before how bout you rhonda
rhonda
youre a worm harry drop dead god youre disgusting dont
touch me yuck what is this scum on your chest did that little
rubber mammy do something on you
thing-fish
obdewlla you lil vagrant what you been up to wit de chump
over deahh lemme see yo draws uh-huhhhh jes couldnt hep
yseff could ya pheww you best be washin dat thang off
dahlin
ws wes sposed ta be un-destructable but what you got ripenin
down dere be puttin us all to de test yow
the evil prince tap-dances over to thing-fish harry amp
rhonda
evil prince
persnally dahlin i found de pre-formnence wit de brief-case
to be un-creedably stim-u-lat-nin
rhonda
eat shit you overbearing male chauvinist member of the
scientific community
thing-fish
what a sweet lil hunk o heaven she growed up tbe when she
were deflateable she dint say nothinjes kept her face open
like dis waitin fo de salami dat never rived now she
f**kin d
efcase dumpin de paper all over de flo hair up in a ugly ol
bun fountain pen danglin out her asshole an talkin dirty to
a member o de royal famly
girl dis cocksucker mights be evil but he am a prince now he
be talkin de vernak-luh is findin it considrubly mo
cornvemient to in- demnify wit his point-o-view
evil prince
sho nuff um-hmm yeah you a wise ol mammy where you fum
rijnlyy
thing-fish
whyuhsaint loomis
evil prince
goddam i knew it i knew it i could jes make it out from yo
renunciation sho get hot down deahh in de summer time
thing-fish
dat no liepeople be croakin all over de f**kin place i
sees yall like dat sort o thangjedgin fum yo wad-robe
yall be well into death n pestilence n shit probly got
yo-seff qu
ome spensive educashnin goin fo ya
evil prince
oh yeah oh yeah heh-heh saint loomis damn some de
zomby-folk up de lab-mo-tory got kin deah
thing-fish
naw really caint be
evil prince
oh hell yeah de ugly dead muthaf**ker on de string deahhhe
related to a buncha other ugly dead muthaf**kers fum de east
siden de curly-headed shot lil ugly dead muthaf**ker wit
de dead
been f**kin de police commissioner
thing-fish
how you know so much bouts what gwine on down deahh you evil
cocksucker yall been stayin quite well un-formed fum bein in
de lab-mo-tory most yo time
evil prince
jes might distress yo ass to loin dat on de way home fum de san
quentim tater mashin speri- ment me n de country westin
muzishnins drop by de college to receive an honorary degree
thing-fish
you lyin boy dey givin degrees in tater husbandry back de
ol alma-motta
evil prince
dat all dey givin any mo muthaf**kin tater husbandry be de
wave o de futchum in saint loomis graduatin class were over
700 n evvy one of em dealin wit dem taters like de
shrimp-mur
s down at benny-hannys
thing-fish
what huh you wanna what obdewlla de prince jes be shootin
de home-town shit heahh he aint gwine give us no mo provlem
what you mean girl okay okay go head n f**k de lil
crab-gr
aby wit de enormous white pompadour go on deah git down wit
yo nasty lil ol degenerate seff
thing-fish puts the crab-grass baby on the floor and positions
obdewlla over it he places his foot on obdewllas back and
pumps both of them up and down as the computer- speech drones
on th
ish watches the spectacle commenting
thing-fish
twist n shout work it on out hmmm get down go on
give him a little shoe dats what denny be doinwork on
jumbo evvy time go on get de lil pompadour up in de air
again i lik
part hmmm jes like de olympics
harry
its-its fascinating the way things are resolving themselves
around here i-i never would have sus- pected anything like this
when we came in
rhonda
where are your real clothes harry are you going back to long
island like that
harry
i have nothing to be ashamed of i have a lovely body everyone
will understand ive-ive accom- plished something tonight i
really believe that ive found a sort of fulfilment other men
only
m about
rhonda
youve accomplished nothing nothing at all youre a mere
wormless than thatyoure a useless all-american
man-worm the most disgusting creature on the face of the
earth phooey on you
s like you would be nothing without me and my kind we are the
future harry not you we dont need you and your kind because
our kind is the best kind
man-kind is shit harry our kind will get rid of your kind
just like wiping off this fountain pen harry smell it quick
you submissive little cocksucker cause im wiping it off
any minu
w
this is symbolism harry really deep intense
thought-provoking broadway symbolism this isnt dream girls
harry this is the way it really isim talking to you harry
we hate you we a
dern harry you are not modern worms are not modern
while you became lawyers and accountants and read playboy and
bought a pipe we planned and dreamed and f**ked our briefcases
while you werent looking yes harry thats right and weve
actu
been able to reproduce ourselves that wayfor years harry
but you never knew did you you worm
we had special atomic glasses madeby women optometrists who
promised never to tell
we learned how to hide secret stuff wrapped up in the middle of
those severe terminal buns we wear little transmitters harry
little receivers ohdont pretend to be surprised harry we
e
ad room left over in there for all of our most favorite little
embroidered delicate secretly feminine child-like helpless
pathetic sentimental totally useless personal girl-things that
smell l
he stuff they put in the toilet paper you played golf you
watched football you drank beer we evolved we only look like
wandas and rhondas we are superb harry we are sublime we are
perfe
every way and you what are you you are the all-american
cocksuckerjizzing all over your leather cocksucker costume
after beating the snot out of yourself with a rubber mammy
i simply cant respect you harry you are no good go ahead
smell the pen go onim wip- ing it harrythere you go