frank zappa
warren cucurullo
denny walley
ike willis lead vocals
peter wolf
arthur barrow
ed mann
vinnie colaiuta
central scrutinizer
hello therethis is the central scrutinizer joe was sent to
a special prison where they keep all the other criminals from
the music businessyou knowthe ones who get caughtits a
ho
e place painted all green on the inside where musicians and
former executives take turns snorting detergent and plooking
each other
p> frank zappa
warren cucurullo
denny walley
ike willis lead vocals
peter wolf
arthur barrow
ed mann
vinnie colaiuta
central scrutinizer
hello therethis is the central scrutinizer joe was sent to
a special prison where they keep all the other criminals from
the music businessyou knowthe ones who get caughtits a
ho
e place painted all green on the inside where musicians and
former executives take turns snorting detergent and plooking
each other
as the central scrutinizer chuckles to himself for a moment
father riley who became buddy jones steps into view in his new
identity father riley b jones prison chaplain who in a
rather
-handed piece of imagery is now entrusted with the job of
singing this song as he assists the captured executives in their
quest for new meat to plook and once having found these
victims for
rinces of the industry trades them little blobs of sanctified
lubricant jelly for cigarettes and candy bars while he holds
them down so the execs wont have to work too hard when they
stick it
anyway listen while hes in there he meets this guy who
used to be a promo man for a major record company named
bald-headed john king of the plookers
father riley b jones
this is the story bout
bald-headed john
former execs
dong work for yuda
dong dong
father riley b jones
he talks a lot n its
usually wrong
former execs
dong work for yuda
dong dong
father riley b jones
he said dong
was wong
n wong was kong
n dong work for
yuda
n john was wrong
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
dong work for yuda
dong dong
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
he said dong
was wong
and wong was kong
and dong was gong
n john was wrong
father riley b jones
johns got a sausage
yeh man
johns got a sausage
yeh man
johns got a sausage
thatll make you fart
johns got a sausage
thatll break
your heart
make you fart
and break your heart
dont bend over
if you are smart
he took a little walk
to the weenie stand
johns got a sausage
yeh man
a great big weenie
in both his hands
johns got a sausage
yeh man
he sucked on the end
til the mustard squirt
he said quotyall stand
back cause you
might get hurtquot
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
johns got a sausage
yeh man
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
he said dong
was wong
wong was kong
kong was gong
n john was wrong
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
bald-headed john
make way for the
iron shaschige
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
bald-headed john
i need a dozen towels
so the boys can take
a shower
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
bald-headed john
bartender bring me
a colada and milk
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
bald-headed john
well on second thought
make that a water
hto
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
bald-headed john
falcum
take me to the falcum
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
bald-headed john
i wave my bags
did you wave yourn
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
bald-headed john
well how much
did they wave
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
bald-headed john
ahm almost two
kilometers tall
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
bald-headed john
this girl must be
praketing richcraft
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
bald-headed john
dont worry about
the fagg*t
ill take care of
the fagg*t
former execs
sorry john
sorry better
try it again
try it again
try it again
try try try again
etc etc etc
bald-headed john
your pomona is
very extinct
yeah i studied with
the dong of tokyo
n also with the
oriental kato
my body contain
uh water
i just loves the way
these copenhagens
talks
driver mcdoodle
sausage
salima
salami
that looks like that
stuff that freckles
lets out
once a mumfth