frank zappa
mark volman
howard kaylan
ian underwood
aynsley dunbar drums
jim pons
bob harris keyboards vocals
don preston
you are you gotta tell me something i mean seriously im
tellin you this is the first time that any of my girlfriends
and i have ever met anybody really from hollywood i mean
really
y girlfriend jim and ian and aynsley and bob and frank i
mean none of us
pleased to meet you
hi howie
we never met a pop star from hollywood tell me something
have you ever met davey jones or bobby sherman
no no i
i mean david cassady hes so
jimmy greenspoon once i
three dog night
yeah
oh i love them theyre my favorite band ow gawd oh do
you like my new car im ah my dad just gave it to me for
graduation
ah yeaah its a its a fillmore isnt it real
futuristic ah i dig the fins listen do you know how to
get to the ah hollywood inn from here
no ah which one is it
excuse me its the one by the airport you know
cause we gotta get up early an fly outta here in the morning
yknow
oh i didnt know that where do you guys play tomorrow night
i mean id like to come maybe in your bus or somethin
yeah
in the bus
come in the bus huh tomorrow were in ah lets see
tierra del fuego
ook youre so professional howie
oh its not its nothing
howie i mean the way you gettin tp-tp to play an all these
exotic places i mean
yeah
tell me something tell me and my girl- tell me do you
really have a hit record on the charts now with a
bullet i mean thats really important to me
listen honey would i lie to you just to get in your pants
he-het listen hey listen to me tellin ya we are not
groupies
naw i never i never said
we are not groupies you better understand that i told robert
planet i told elton john i told all those big guys
robert planet
we are not groupies
no i never
roger daltrey never laid a hand on me
yaw its obvious to see why listen i never
howie
tell him tell him right now
we only like musicians for f-friends you know
real straight arrow howie really just for friends howie
but we still like you yeah we wouldnt mind coming in your
bus but
i mean we still want to hear your record
listen you chicksnow didn didnt you just say that you got
off bein juked with a baby octopus and spewed upon with cream
corn an that your hair-lipped dyke-o bass-playing girlfriend
on t
ckseat had to have it with a yoo-hoo bottle or she went apeshit
ooooh
whats the deal baby come on
howie howie lissen yo me all thats true
come across
all thats true and sometimes i even dig it with a doctor
browns cream soda or a cel-ray but we are not groupies
no matter what you think
no i never
we are not groupies
you see there seems to be some kind of a communication problem
honey because i i am a lonely guy from outta town yknow
an an i want some action what im talkin about is i
wan
a-a-steaming succulent ever-widening gooey drippy runny
kind of a hole with a with how shall i put this what
say we hop in the trunk of your gremlin an get our rocks off
hey hey-hey-hey-heyyyy jesus
im in this band man
very agile howie very agile
i am in this band no matter what we do up here its all
now lissen it just so happend tonight me and my girlfriends
i mean weve all come here for one thing tonight
yeah
looking for a guy and were looking for a guy from a group
wow
but hes gotta have a dick
waaah
and hes gotta have a dick thats a monster
waaaaah thats me thats me ooh oooohh you
voluptouns manhattan island clit take me im yours you
hole fulfill my wildest dreams
ooooh anything for you my most seductive seclusive pop
star of a man picture this if you can bead jobs knotted
nylons bamboo canes three unreleased recordings of crosby
stills nas
young fighting in the dressing-room of the fillmore east why
n enchilada wrapped with pickle sauce shook up and down in
between a donkeys legs until he cant it stand anymore all
this and
howie including an electric coolde pony harness with fuel
injection fuel injection fuel injection
oooh my god i i i cant stand it i mean i mean
dou you understand the implications of what im saying i cant
stand it i cant stand it i cant stand it oh no oh
d im going home im gonna see my baby i really
cant stand it please give it to me give it to me right
here in the trunk of your gremlin give me give me the
enchilada
the pickles sauce shoved up between a donkeys ass until he
cant come anymore
hey-hey haha not until you sing me your big hit record and
i want to hear the big hit record and i wanna hear it now an
i wanna hear the big hit record now with a bullet with a
bullet
the bullet
the bullet the bullet its the part that gets me the
hottest hehe now sing me that record and i wanna hear it
right now or you aint driving nowhere tonight buddy
well i know when im licked all over okay baby bend
over and spread em here comes my bullet