terry bozzio
roy estrada
adrian belew
ed mann
patrick ohearn
tommy mars
peter wolf
one two three four
i couldnt say where shes comin from
but i just met a lady named dinah-moe humm
she stroll on over say look here bum
i got a forty dollar bill says you cant make me cum
no way
she made a bet with her sister whos a little bit dumb
she could prove it any time all men was scum
i dont mind that she called me a bum
but i knew right away she was really gonna cum
i whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
an applied rotation on her sugar plum
i pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
but i still didnt hear no dinah-moe humm
dinah-moe humm
dinah-moe humm
dinah-moe humm
wheres this dinah-moe
comin from
i just spent three hours
an i aint got a crumb
from the dinah-moe dinah-moe dinah-moe
from the dinah-moe humm
i got a spot that gets me hot
but you aint been to it
i got a spot that gets me hot
but you aint been to it
i got a spot that gets me hot
but you aint been to it
i got a spot that gets me hot
but you aint been to it
and i cant get into it
unless i get out of it
an i gotta be out of it
to get myself into it
cause i cant get into it
unless i get out of it
an i gotta be out of it
before i get into it
and heres what she said
just get me wasted
an youre half-way there
cause if my minds tore up
well then my body dont care
i rubbed my chinny-chin-chin
an said my-my-my
what sort of thing
might this lady get high upon
the forty dollar bill didnt matter no more
when her sister got nekkid an laid on the floor
she said dinah-moe might win the bet
but she could use a little if i wasnt done yet
i told her
just because the sun
want a place in the sky
no reason to assume
i wouldnt give her a try
so i pulled on her hair
got her legs in the air
an asked her if she had any cooties in there
she was buns-up kneelin
buns up
i was wheelin an dealin
wheelin an dealin an ooooh
she surrender to the feelin
she sweetly surrendered
an she started in to squealin
dinah-moe watched from the edge of the bed
with her lips just twitchin an her face gone red
some drool rollin down
from the edge of her chin
while she spied the condition
her sister was in
she quivered n quaked
an clutched at herself
her sister made a joke
about her mental health
until dinah-moe finally
did give in
but i told her
all she really needed
was some discipline
i said
kiss my auradora
thats right
you know why
because obviously it was real angora
and then i said
would you all like some more-a
right here on the flora
an how bout you fauna
do you wanna
frank frankup on stageup on stage frank
alright
take me up man i want
take you up
yeah
sure
wait a minute now that youre up on stage
whats your name
brian reviera
are you having a ok halloween brian
im having an excellent time
sing for greenwich man greenwich connecticut
alright now ill tell you what
brian do you know the words to this song
well in a way in a way
ok heresbrian this is your golden opportunity
this is the frank zappa performer-like contest
now heres what youre going to do
were gonna play this song again
and youre gonna pretend youre me
and you pretend to sing the song
and dance all across the stage
and get these people a very good halloween show would you
right yeah yeah
ok ready
work work
i couldnt say where shes comin from
but i just met a lady named dinah-moe humm
good
she stroll on over say look here bum
i got a forty dollar bill says you cant make me cum
she made a bet with her sister whos a little bit dumb
she could prove it any time all men was scum
i dont mind that she called me a bum
but i knew right away she was really gonna cum
i whipped off her bloomersn stiffened my thumb
an applied rotation on her sugar plum
i pokedn stroked till my wrist got numb
an you know i heard some dinah-moe humm
dinah-moe humm
dinah-moe
dinah-moe
dinah-moe
a little dinah-moe
a little dinah-moe
a little dinah-moe again
little dinah-moe
a little dinah-moe again
little dinah-moe
a little dinah-moe again
little dinah-moe hey how come you guys arent singing
wait a minute wait a minute
dinah-moe
dinah-moe
dinah-moe
thats right
dinah-moe
dinah-moe
dinah-moe
give me that hat
dinah-moe
alright
alright alright
what san berdino
no no not yet
ill tell you what
boy is this thing hard to hold on your head
lets do another songhere
no no well do that later
hey thanks man
you do a pretty good imitation of me
nice fingernail polish
really good really good i like that
its greatlook atshow the camera
show the camera your fingernails
very goodthanks