mark volman
howard kaylan
ian underwood
aynsley dunbar
george duke
martin lickert
ruth underwood
jim pons vocals
bad concience
han min noon toon han toon han
good concience
no jeff
bad concience
han toon ran toon ran toon fran min han toon ran toon nan toon
fram
good concience
no no no
jeff simmons
man this stuff is great its just as if donovan himself had
appeared on my very own tv with words of peace love and
eternal cosmic wisdom leading me guiding me on paths of
everlasting pse
armic negligence in the very midst of my drug-induced nocturnal
emission
good concience
oh i am your good conscience jeff i know all i see all i am
a cosmic love pulse matrix becoming a technicolor
interpositive
jeff simmons
hmm whered you buy that incense its hip
good concience
its the same mysterious exotic oriental fragrance as what the
beatles get off on
jeff simmons
i thought i recognized it mmm what is that musk
good concience
jeff i know whats good for you
jeff simmons
right youre heavy
good concience
yes jeff i am your guiding light listen to me dont rip off
the towels jeff
bad concience
kiss off you little nitwit
jeff simmons
hey man whats the deal
good concience
dont listen to him jeff hes no good hell make you do bad
things
jeff simmons
you mean hell make me sin
good concience
yes jeff sin
jeff simmons
wow
bad concience
jeff id like to have a word with you about your soul
good concience
no dont listen jeff
bad concience
why are you wasting your life night after night playing this
comedy music
jeff simmons
youre right im too heavy to be in this group
good concience
comedy music
bad concience
jeff your soul
jeff simmons
in this group all i ever get to do is play zappas comedy
music he eats
bad concience
jeff
jeff simmons
i get so tense
bad concience
of course you do my boy
jeff simmons
the stuff he makes me do is always off the wall
bad concience
thats why it would be best to leave his stern employ
jeff simmons
and quit the group
bad concience
youll make it big
jeff simmons
thats right
bad concience
of course
jeff simmons
and then i wont be small
ahmet ertegun used this towel as a bathmat six weeks ago at a
rancid motel in orlando florida with the highest mildew rating
of any commercial lodging facility within the territorial limits
of
united states naturally excluding tropical possessions its
still damp what an aroma this is the best i ever got off what
can i say about this elixir try it on steaks cleans nylons
small
t warnings its made for the home the office on fruits
bad concience
this is the real you jeff rip off a few more ashtrays get rid
of some of that inner tension quit the comedy group get your
own group together heavy like grand funk or black sabbath
good concience
no jeff
good concience
peace love
bad concience
bollocks
mark volman amp howard kaylan
what can i say about this elixir
mark volman
jeff has gone out there on that stuff
bad concience
he should have never have used the elixir and only stuck to the
incense oh atlantis
mark volman
that was billy the mountain dressed up like donovan fading out
on the wall-mounted tv screen jeff _is_ flipping out road
fatigue weve got to get him back to normal before zappa finds
out
teals it and makes him do it in the movie
bad concience
you have a brilliant career ahead of you my boy just get out of
this group
mark volman
howard that was studebacher hoch dressed up like jim pons
giving career guidance to the bass player of a rock-oriented
comedy group jeffs imagination has gone beyond the fringe of
audience
ehension
howard kaylan
jeff jeff its me the phlorescent leech
mark volman
jeff jeff its me eddie
mark volman amp howard kaylan
wowwww what can i say about this elixir
note the following three paragraphs are simultaneous and with
wildly fluctuating pitch a turntable with a detachable drive
is still a useful tool -cgk
mark volman amp howard kaylan
put it on your steaks uh send it overseas and put
it on you surfboard so you wont slip off try it on your and on the the red balloons you can blow up all balloons
with
put it on your heh on your pizza put it on your shoes tie
your mic with it and fill up your tires with it
use it to clean your swimming pool sell it to your mother and
tell her its a tie-die kit you wont even believe whatll
happen when you starch your shirt with it ironing goes easier
and your
windows never looked better in your whole life ladies and
gentlemen you can inhale it and it makes your voice three keys
higher and you cant even stand what happens when you put it on
your
as hair tonic heh heh and if you ever tried it as a
soak your shirts in it soak your teeth in it let it play the
piano follow it around the block wear it instead of jeans
bathe you puppies with it feed it to your ducks use it instead
of ch
e in your swimming pool breathe it it
what
wowwwwww
what can i
wowwwwww
what what can i say about this
wowwwwww