mark volman
howard kaylan
ian underwood
aynsley dunbar drums
don preston
jim pons bass vocals
call any vegetable
call it by name
youve gotta call one today
when you get off the train
call any vegetable
and the chances are good
the vegetable will respond to you
la la la la
the vegetable will respond to you
la la la la
call any vegetable
pick up your phone
think of a vegetable
lonely at home
call any vegetable
and the chances are good
the vegetable will respond to you
la la la la
the vegetable will respond to you
la la la la
rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga rutabaga rutaba
no one will know
if you dont want to let them know
no one will know
less its you that might tell them so
call and theyll come to you
smiling and covered with dew
vegetable dream
vegetable dream
vegetable dream of responding to you
standing there shiny and proud by your side
holding your joint while the neighbors decide
why is a vegetable something to hide
to hide to hide to hide
shooo shooo shoo shoo
you know a lot of people dont bother about there friends in the
vegetable kingdom they they think what can i say some times
they think where can i go
where can i go to get my poodle clipped in burbank
at ralphs vegetarian poodle clippin where you can come
this
where can i go to get organic vaseline for my
at bob and rays swaheli restorant where you can come this
close
where can i go to get my jeans embroided at fullurton
at jeans at jeans north where nothing fits
where can i go to get my zipper repaired in hollywood
who gives the f**k anyway
where can i go to get my speakers fixed
where can i go to get my exit lights
at jack lalane hamburgers on 312 woodier boulavard
where can i go to get my stomach pumped
where can i go to colapse
hey de-due
questions questions questions flooding into the mind of the
concerned young person today ah but its a great time to be
alive ladies and gentlemen and thats the theme of our program
for t
t quotits so f**king great to be alivequot is what the
theme of our show is tonight boys and girls and im wanna tell
ya if there is anybody here who doesnt believe that it is
f**king
t to be alive i wish that they go now because this show will
only bring them down so much
god bless america
land that i love
call any vegetable
call it by name
youve gotta call one today
when you get off the train
call any vegetable
and the chances are good
oh that the vegetable will respond to you
and if you are a consenting adult we want you to call today in
los angeles the number is richmond9-6935 in downey its
347-8932
call it direct
call it collect
but call it today