hey there people im bobby brown
they say im the cutest boy in town
my car is fast my teeth is shiney
i tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
here i am at a famous school
im dressin sharp n im
actin cool
i got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
let her do all the work n maybe later ill rape her
oh god i am the american dream
i do not think im too extreme
an im a handsome sonofabitch
im gonna get a good job n be real rich
get a good
get a good
get a good
get a good job
womens liberation
came creepin across the nation
i tell you people i was not ready
when i f**ked this dyke by the name of freddie
she made a little speech then
aw she tried to make me say when
she had my balls in a vice but she left the dick
i guess its still hooked on but now it shoots too quick
oh god i am the american dream
but now i smell like vaseline
an im a miserable sonofabitch
am i a boy or a ladyi dont know which
i wonder wonder
wonder wonder
so i went out n bought me a leisure suit
i jingle my change but im still kinda cute
got a job doin radio promo
an none of the jocks can even tell im a homo
eventually me n a friend
sorta drifted along into sm
i can take about an hour on the tower of power
long as i gets a little golden shower
oh god i am the american dream
with a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream
an ill do anything to get ahead
i lay awake nights sayin thank you fred
oh god oh god im so fantastic
thanks to freddie im a sexual spastic
and my name is bobby brown
watch me now im goin down
and my name is bobby brown
watch me now im goin down etc