you are the girl
somebody invented
in a grim little office
on madison ave
they were specific
they made you terrific
red lips
blue eyes
blonde hair
un-wise --
youre all-american
and darling they said so
youd take any kind of pain from me
wouldnt you baby
youd take any kind of pain from me
wouldnt you baby
since you havent got a brain
let me just explain
any kind of pain
is never a maybe
her heads full of bubbles
her nose is petite
she looks like she never
gets nothin to eat
she dines with actors
n wall street characters
dull talk
nice clothes --
see her
she blows --
shes so important
cause he gets to do talk shows --
and shed take any kind of pain from me
wouldnt you bobby
shed take any kind of pain from me
wouldnt you bobby
since you havent got a name
let me just explain
any kind of pain
is probably her hobby
she has moves up now
shes come a long way --
they give her bunches
of words she can say
when shes in a bold mood
confinement loaf sounds good --
thats right
shes wrong
lets end
her song
yes shes every bit as tame as me
isnt she tender
yes shes every bit as lame as me
let us remember
she gets only half the blame
only half the blame
only half the blame
unless we extend her --