frank zappa
warren cucurullo
denny walley
ike willis lead vocals
peter wolf
arthur barrow
ed mann
vinnie colaiuta
arriving at l ron hoovers modernistic office cathedral
warehouse condominium complex joe is greeted by a
pre-recorded message and a dramatically illuminated image on a
wall-sized tv scr
l ron hoover
welcome to the first church of appliantology the white zone is
for loading and unloading only
dont you be tarot-fied
its just a token
of my extreme
dont you be tarot-fied
its just a token
of my extreme
dont you never try to
look behind my eyes
you dont wanna know
what they have seen
dont you never try to
look behind my eyes
you dont wanna know
what they have seen
joe
some people think
that if they go too far
theyll never get back
to where the rest of
them are
i might be crazy
but theres one thing
i know
you might be surprised
at what you find
when ya go
and thus having ration- alized his expedition to l rons
modernistic office cathedral warehouse condominium
complex joe seeks the answer to his problem
joe
oh oh oh
mystical advisor
what is my problem
tell me
can you see
l ron hoover
well you have nothing
to fear my son
you are a latent
appliance fetishist
it appears to me
joe
that all seems very
very strange
i never craved
a toaster
or a color tv
l ron hoover
a latent appliance
fetishist
is a person who
refuses to admit
to his or herself
that sexual
gratification can
only be achieved
through the use of
machines
get the picture
joe
are you telling me
i should come out
of the closet now
mr ron
l ron hoover
no my son
you must go into
the closet
joe
what
l ron hoover
and you will have
joe
heh
l ron hoover
hey
a lot of fun
thats where
they all live
so if you want an
appliance to love you
youll have to
go in there
n get you one
joe
wellthat seems
simple enough
l ron hoover
yes but if you want a
really good one
youll have to learn a
foreign language
joe
german for instance
l ron hoover
thats right
a lot of really cute
ones come from
over there
and a cheerful group of
appliantologists dance
into the room wearing
aluminum foil lab smocks
lock arms in a circle
around joe making sure
he pays in full all the
while singing with l ron
as he delivers his final
instructions
l ron hoover
if you been
mod-o-fied
its an illusion
an yer in between
dont you be
tarot-fied
its just a lot of nothin
so what can it mean
if you been
mod-o-fied
its an illusion
an yer in between
dont you be
tarot-fied
its just a lot of nothin
so what can it mean
if you been
mod-o-fied
its an illusion
an yer in between